Comments | amand_r: how could i forget that i had given her an extra key?

amand_r

how could i forget that i had given her an extra key?

Aug 19, 2009 10:55

1. This is what happens when John Hart is bored and has access to the internet and the History channel. I don't even know where to start. The reference to the anus as the DEVIL'S ALLEY, the need for a Boba Fett costume? It's all so golden (h/t 51stcenturyfox2. PIRATES! WE'LL SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS! WE'LL WEAR EYEPATCHES! WE'LL CUT OFF OUR LEGS AND GLUE ON ( Read more... )

links to stuff, chit-chat, videos, the awesome--let me show you it, coffee, the suck--let me show you it, halp

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earthly_gnome August 19 2009, 15:31:21 UTC

All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me.

Foxy gave me this vid! amand_r August 19 2009, 15:41:09 UTC

WAIT. WAIT:

AHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Foxy gave me this vid! earthly_gnome August 19 2009, 15:57:47 UTC

OMG...the awesome!

sthayashi August 19 2009, 15:52:33 UTC

6. I present: 100 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter. Taste the future. Enjoy
Structured comments do not make list of reasons. I couldn't get past the 6th comment before I felt like bleaching my brain. I'd curse you for linking to that, but the Internet and predecessor BBSs have always had trolls that have written like that. It's probably not even limited to the Internet per se. You could get similar reactions by asking these questions while people are in line at the theater.

amand_r August 19 2009, 15:54:05 UTC

omg are you joking! NUMBER 7 IS THE BEST ONE. YOU STOPPED TOO SOON!

sthayashi August 20 2009, 02:44:14 UTC

Ok, I finally had time to watch that pirate video and it is full of win. But I totally know the song they're playing but I can't recall the name of it for the life of me. I swear that I've done nothing in the last half hour but go through every one of my celtic songs and I can't find it.

amand_r August 20 2009, 02:46:25 UTC

No one seems to know what that bad was called either. They're too good to be a pick up band.

blue_fjords August 19 2009, 16:01:07 UTC

dude. dude! there are pirates in your b-day fic. kind of. damn, i have to finish writing that thing...

and before i take off -- i <3 amand_r!!!!

amand_r August 19 2009, 16:04:51 UTC

Haahahahah! I have your email from last night, but I think I'm stalled on things to say! I'll think of something!

PIRATES! Everyone loves pirates.

phinnia August 19 2009, 16:05:35 UTC

...

pubes in the fillings - twin size futon - boba fett costume - WHAT.

wow. just - wow.

amand_r August 19 2009, 16:16:51 UTC

I KNOW. The best part is that the actual fantasy that he describes, it sounds like a date that culminates pretty much in emo sex. I was like, WOT? WHERE'S THE NAKED SUSHI ALTAR AND THE CHALICE OF BLOOD?

reddwarfer August 19 2009, 16:31:52 UTC

Tell me that list is just someone's idea of a tired joke. *brainbleeds*

amand_r August 19 2009, 18:08:23 UTC

LOLOR5.