how could i forget that i had given her an extra key?
1. This is what happens when John Hart is bored and has access to the internet and the History channel. I don't even know where to start. The reference to the anus as the DEVIL'S ALLEY, the need for a Boba Fett costume? It's all so golden (h/t 51stcenturyfox)
2. PIRATES! WE'LL SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS! WE'LL WEAR EYEPATCHES! WE'LL CUT OFF OUR LEGS AND GLUE ON WOODEN ONES!
3. Thanks, oh flist, for your input over the last few days. I now know that I a) am ready to forge ahead and b) will never to show this to you all. :P I kid. I kid.
4. Heh. Pirates.
5. Trying Ethiopian Yirgacheffe this week. They say it's fruity. I say, where is the fruit? But damn, good nonetheless.
6. I present: 100 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter. Taste the future. Enjoy. (h/t kwanalicious)
And speaking of Twilight:
Kwanalicious: I'd get this for your Christmas present if it wasn't too much for a gag gift.
Amand-r: OH JESUS NO.
Kwanalicious: hahaha
Amand-r: "AND THE LION FELL IN LOVE WITH THE LAMB." OH MY GOD.
Kwanalicious: hahaha
Amand-r: IT'S ALL POETIC AND BIBLICAL AND SHIT.
Kwanalicious: because vampires were totes in the bible
Amand-r: OMG DIDN'T YOU READ THE BOOK OF EDWARD??
Kwanalicious: it's in genesis. Esau "fell on his brother's neck".
Amand-r: IT WAS TOTES BETWEEN ESTHER AND LIKE, JOB OR SOMETHING LOLOR5.
Kwanalicious: lol
Amand-r: "And the Lord smote Edward, saying, 'For the rest of thine days, thou shalt glimmer like the night sky, so that all may see your wickedness and emo.'"
2. PIRATES! WE'LL SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS! WE'LL WEAR EYEPATCHES! WE'LL CUT OFF OUR LEGS AND GLUE ON WOODEN ONES!
Click to view3. Thanks, oh flist, for your input over the last few days. I now know that I a) am ready to forge ahead and b) will never to show this to you all. :P I kid. I kid.
4. Heh. Pirates.
5. Trying Ethiopian Yirgacheffe this week. They say it's fruity. I say, where is the fruit? But damn, good nonetheless.
6. I present: 100 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter. Taste the future. Enjoy. (h/t kwanalicious)
And speaking of Twilight:
Kwanalicious: I'd get this for your Christmas present if it wasn't too much for a gag gift.
Amand-r: OH JESUS NO.
Kwanalicious: hahaha
Amand-r: "AND THE LION FELL IN LOVE WITH THE LAMB." OH MY GOD.
Kwanalicious: hahaha
Amand-r: IT'S ALL POETIC AND BIBLICAL AND SHIT.
Kwanalicious: because vampires were totes in the bible
Amand-r: OMG DIDN'T YOU READ THE BOOK OF EDWARD??
Kwanalicious: it's in genesis. Esau "fell on his brother's neck".
Amand-r: IT WAS TOTES BETWEEN ESTHER AND LIKE, JOB OR SOMETHING LOLOR5.
Kwanalicious: lol
Amand-r: "And the Lord smote Edward, saying, 'For the rest of thine days, thou shalt glimmer like the night sky, so that all may see your wickedness and emo.'"