IF IANTO WERE ALIVE I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS SHIT COFFEE

Aug 06, 2009 02:18

Amand-r: god, I wonder if I'll have to bring coffee to lawsontl's. I'm a SNOB. I'LL BRING CAT SHIT COFFEE.
Lionessvalenti: Haha. She's a tea snob. I've never seen her drink coffee.
Amand-r: Jesus, this is the kind of thing I need to know. COFFEE IS ESSENTIAL.
Lionessvalenti: Wait, no, that's a lie. She drank coffee when we were at Panera.
Amand-r: I ( Read more... )

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phaetonschariot August 6 2009, 06:51:35 UTC
Ianto in just a tie and holster? Fuck yes.

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amand_r August 6 2009, 06:52:04 UTC
hee.

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phaetonschariot August 6 2009, 06:51:54 UTC
Yeah, that is what I got out of this post.

But that's the important bit, right?

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amand_r August 6 2009, 06:52:12 UTC
yes.

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phaetonschariot August 6 2009, 06:56:03 UTC
*blames the story she's half-heartedly working on*

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shadowedkit August 6 2009, 07:56:33 UTC
Ianto in a tie with his holster, that has the stun gun?

NOW that's what I call cock-blocked and DENIAL for poor Jack.

Yay for Snarry! Yay for 28000! Well done and congratulations!

And despite not drinking it, a perfect coffee is a rare and beautiful thing.

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amand_r August 6 2009, 15:28:51 UTC
Thanks! It was awesome and painful!

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neifile7 August 6 2009, 10:23:28 UTC
If Ianto were alive, he'd stun that coffee right into submission for you. Even Tina would not turn it down.

Tie, holster and coffee? Sounds like the aftermath of That Scene in Adrift. You know, where he's on the phone to Gwen. Sorry, kitti, I think that one's about circumventing the Cooper Cockblock with some superior caffeinated edging.

(I haven't had enough coffee yet this a.m. to get the kinks out. Obvsly.)

CONGRATS ON SNARRY . When does it go live???

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amand_r August 6 2009, 15:37:54 UTC
I like to think that Ianto's coffee is mediocre, but that they are all used to such shite that it's awesome (this is me being judgy about British coffee).

The Cooper Cockblock. They teach it at the Time Agency.

I ALSO NEED MORE COFFEE.

WHO KNOWS WHEN IT GOES LIVE. I AM NOT PRIVY TO THESE THINGS. I CALL IT SNARRY A' CRAQUER.

Trust me, I'll be screaming all about it when it does go live.

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shadowedkit August 6 2009, 19:50:55 UTC
I love that the Cockblock has a name and a complicated plan- superior caffeinated edging.

Ha about teaching it at the Time Agency. Obviously Jack and John never listened to it!

As for coffee, sorry can't help you there.

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blue_fjords August 6 2009, 12:04:50 UTC
I'm so proud of you for churning out that snarry! You are an inspiration to us all!

And you have left me w/ an awesome mental image for the day...

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amand_r August 6 2009, 15:38:21 UTC
Everyone should think about nekkid!Ianto all effing day.

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