IF IANTO WERE ALIVE I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS SHIT COFFEE
Amand-r: god, I wonder if I'll have to bring coffee to lawsontl's. I'm a SNOB. I'LL BRING CAT SHIT COFFEE.
Lionessvalenti: Haha. She's a tea snob. I've never seen her drink coffee.
Amand-r: Jesus, this is the kind of thing I need to know. COFFEE IS ESSENTIAL.
Lionessvalenti: Wait, no, that's a lie. She drank coffee when we were at Panera.
Amand-r: I will make it for all of you.
in my tie
and nothing else.
Lionessvalenti: I like the sound of this.
Amand-r: maybe with my holster.
that has the stun gun.
because touching is harassment.
Lionessvalenti: ...I am so turned on right now.
Amand-r: lol
Lionessvalenti: THAT'S how you cosplay Ianto.
Amand-r: lol
Lionessvalenti: When I was coming back from lawsontl's after Day Four, and I was all hungover and crap-feeling, I stopped at Tim Horton's and got a bagel and coffee, and I was almost home before my coffee was cool enough to drink, and I started crying over my bad coffee. It was like "IF IANTO WERE ALIVE I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS SHIT COFFEE".
EDIT: THE SNARRY IS DONE. ALL 28,000 WORDS OF IT. SING HALLELUJAH AND RING THE BELLS! SOAP AND TOILET PAPER FOR ALL MY MEN.
Lionessvalenti: Haha. She's a tea snob. I've never seen her drink coffee.
Amand-r: Jesus, this is the kind of thing I need to know. COFFEE IS ESSENTIAL.
Lionessvalenti: Wait, no, that's a lie. She drank coffee when we were at Panera.
Amand-r: I will make it for all of you.
in my tie
and nothing else.
Lionessvalenti: I like the sound of this.
Amand-r: maybe with my holster.
that has the stun gun.
because touching is harassment.
Lionessvalenti: ...I am so turned on right now.
Amand-r: lol
Lionessvalenti: THAT'S how you cosplay Ianto.
Amand-r: lol
Lionessvalenti: When I was coming back from lawsontl's after Day Four, and I was all hungover and crap-feeling, I stopped at Tim Horton's and got a bagel and coffee, and I was almost home before my coffee was cool enough to drink, and I started crying over my bad coffee. It was like "IF IANTO WERE ALIVE I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS SHIT COFFEE".
EDIT: THE SNARRY IS DONE. ALL 28,000 WORDS OF IT. SING HALLELUJAH AND RING THE BELLS! SOAP AND TOILET PAPER FOR ALL MY MEN.