Comments | amand_r: THE CHURCH OF THE DIVINE IMMACULATE FLAMING SOFA...OF THE STIGMATA EXORCISM. THING POPE.

amand_r

THE CHURCH OF THE DIVINE IMMACULATE FLAMING SOFA...OF THE STIGMATA EXORCISM. THING POPE.

Jun 10, 2009 10:02

Good morning, starshine! The earth says hello! Today's update by numbers is brought to you by Bob Ross and his happy little trees.

( Contains: JUGHEAD IS HOTT, fanfic bitching, a failed Torchwood meme, TALES OF WOE RE: MY CAR, texts about welsh cannibals and zombies, and welsh zombie cannibals, THE NEW CULT WOT I HAVE STARTED, acapella bands, AT-ATs and daleks (of course!). )

links to stuff, writing fanfic, i need an arsenic tag, personal wiggety-wack, daleks are all up in my shit, torchwood, zombies, the suck--let me show you it

Comments 18

neifile7 June 10 2009, 15:02:20 UTC

I've been hanging on to my ink virginity, but those Dalek/Tardis tats are giving me a serious itch to get needle-laid.

And yeah, WTF with the facial hair? Jack is follicle-challenged anyway, I think. But this is a serious, serious canon gap that MUST BE REMEDIED FORTHWITH. Ahem?

amand_r June 10 2009, 15:06:56 UTC

LIE BACK AND THINK OF DALEK SUPREME, BABY.

I sort of am working on it a little. As in, I address it in the body swap in passing, because Gwen is like, "I haven't had to shave yet, WTF?" But I'm not making a big thing of it.

That thing....we worked on. Why am I holding on to it?

neifile7 June 10 2009, 15:51:17 UTC

Dunno, bb. Does it want some extra cuddles and brandy before you send it on its maiden voyage?

Whatever, I'm good for it if you want. But I think it's too awesome to stay at home forever. THE AWESOME WILL OUT.

amand_r June 10 2009, 15:53:25 UTC

UNOVIS IS A GOOD PERSON AND TOLD ME THAT TODAY IS THE DAY.

She also caught some Brit comma things that I didn't know! Oh, and she thought it was a dude. I must be the only one who thinks it's a girl.

POST COMING UP, STAT.

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laurab1 June 10 2009, 15:14:31 UTC

Jack's lack of stubble has been explained away as a 51st century genetics thing.

amand_r June 10 2009, 15:20:30 UTC

Pshaw. Okay then, but are muttonchops or sideburns counted as hair or facial hair? This is too confusing.

darthhellokitty June 10 2009, 16:12:45 UTC

They're fake. He made them out of a merkin.

amand_r June 10 2009, 16:14:13 UTC

I think I live you right fucking now.

I AM humping you over the internets.

kel_reiley June 10 2009, 18:19:48 UTC

brought to you by Bob Ross and his happy little trees

godDAMN i miss that man and his hair and his soft soothing voice and those happy happy trees! *tears*

blackouts?

JACK'S LACK OF FACIAL HAIR WHEN THEY DIG HIS ASS UP.
jack does not have facial hair, duh!

Home. Ice.

amand_r June 10 2009, 18:59:27 UTC

Am I wrong, but in one of his old pics, does he not have a mustache?

Oh Bob Ross. Just watching you paint gave me a contact high.

kel_reiley June 10 2009, 19:08:17 UTC

jack or bob ross?
jb occasionally has some upper lip hair going on (which makes him look really very... um, odd)

amand_r June 10 2009, 19:13:26 UTC

AGREED. THAT MAN SHOULD NOT HAVE BODY HAIR.