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amand_r

Day Two in productive blogging. No, really!

May 26, 2009 16:15

Blogging by numbers:

1. For the love of god, can someone explain the meaning of 'pimps down; hos up'?

2. Why aren't more people giving edIT money? GIVE HIM MONEY, PEOPLE ( Read more... )

personal wiggety-wack, sex toys, photos, my undying love of chali 2na

Comments 34

moljn May 27 2009, 03:18:43 UTC

I have a vibrating thing (not a dildo) and I can't bring myself to use it because even though it's very silent, the whirr is still so damn distracting. Maybe I should put on some Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds (hey, that music is hot!) to mask it.

If you're in the market for more sex toys, I recommend Fun Factory; their stuff is just damn nice-looking, for one (and not all of it has faces, though i do think the anal bead caterpillar is adorable).

amand_r May 27 2009, 03:22:17 UTC

They look awesome, but they'd have to have something really good for me to order from overseas. :( So expensive. OH WAIT! NO! AMERICAN! YES!

Yeah, the Cone is REALLY loud. I just had to lie back and think of uhm, yeah.

moljn May 27 2009, 03:25:51 UTC

Yeah, I was just about to respond with that :-)

moljn May 27 2009, 03:30:12 UTC

Actually, just looking through their site myself, I kind of want to buy half of everything. Pretty shapes! Pretty colours! But how many phallic-shaped sex toys does one person need, really.

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milkshake_b May 27 2009, 05:16:47 UTC

I've got friends with severe problems with the rabbit as well for just those reasons, and it's lead to me poking around a lot and finding out that yes, there are some rabbits with non-animal-kingdom attachments, but they're really weirdly rare. And meanwhile there's things like this:
http://www.shevibe.com/fun-factory-whirly-silicone-dildo.aspx
I don't have a problem with animal attachments on my vibrators, but that's just going to far, man. I'm not sticking a perky happy seal up my ladyparts. I'm just not.

Although it's funny you've done that with your SS money, since I'm spending some of mine on a bisexual porn film from Blowfish. (Lesbian with a cape and a utility belt full of sex toys? I'm curious now, at least.) Maybe the checks were coated with sex-dust this time around?

amand_r May 27 2009, 05:25:19 UTC

There was another one on there that has hands. HANDS.

I know, rite? I was like, THE MAN wants me to STIMULATE the economy? Well, I'll STIMULATE IT, GODDAMMIT.

sivatheminty May 28 2009, 01:00:08 UTC

Hmmm, interesting. I have a couple of toys one of which is a rabbit knockoff, but they generally lay dusty in the closet as birth control kills all fun time urges. We'll see what happens once Child is born, since I don't plan on taking that shit again.

on a side note....

PUPPEH ZOMG PUPPEH!

amand_r May 28 2009, 01:07:59 UTC

Yeah, like I said, I never had a vibrator before. I have never been on the pill either. I have issues with taking hormones, and I don't have a period that needs to be regulated that way, so I figured that I'd rather not mess with my body that way. But I totes support anyone's choice to take the pill!

OMG PUPPEH. I told her that she can't bring them home with her.

sivatheminty May 28 2009, 01:30:46 UTC

:( Sadness, lab puppies are the greatest...until they grow up.

darthhellokitty May 28 2009, 02:07:40 UTC

That cone looks nice! I find penetration to be more distracting than fun with a vibrator, so that's just perfect.

SUPPOSEDLY, the reason for the rabbit motif is that in Japan, where they are made, it was against the law to make them look like a cock. But what, a RABBIT is any better?

This is my local store for that stuff.

amand_r May 28 2009, 02:11:45 UTC

Ah yes, babeland, I know you well, but have never ordered from you.

I believe the Japanese thing. Isn't there something similar in Texas? Jesus people, get over it; people need to get off.

arsenicjade May 28 2009, 02:45:43 UTC

PUPPPPPY!!!!