004 ♍ Kanaya: Finish Favorite Books

[amagicalwitch]

[You seriously consider reacting to the event, but for reasons from beyond the fourth wall, you did not have the chance to participate as you may have liked to. You briefly take the moment to remember your counterpart. You could describe her as, "bluh bluh huge lesbian

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[takeonthestairs]

uHHH, wHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
iSN'T THAT A BIT, eR, pARDON ME IF i SEEM A BIT RUDE bUT, uHHH, gROSS?

[amagicalwitch]

Bella Had Edwards Child
But

There Were No Buckets

I Understand That It Is Incredibly Gross But
I Am Trying To Figure It Out

Sorry For Bringing It Up Tavros

[takeonthestairs]

oH, nO, iT'S OKAY, i'M SORRY FOR BEING GROSSED OUT i GUESS, iF YOU ARE JUST CURIOUS,
uM, pERHAPS THAT IS SOMETHING THEY CENSORED OUT, bUT, uHHH, hOW DO THEY KNOW WHICH IS THE ANCESTOR,
iT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO DIRECTLY TRACE ANCESTORY, i MEAN, iT COULD BE DONE, pROBABLY,

[amagicalwitch]

Maybe They Did
But There Was
Not Much Censored At All
Really
It Was Quite
Vivid

[negative_five]

Um, buckets?

[amagicalwitch]

They Are Necessary For Reproduction

[negative_five]

Since... when?

[amagicalwitch]

I Am Fairly Certain Since The Dawn Of Time
But Apparently It Is Different For Humans

[forevercapslock]

JUST
JUST DON'T
LET HUMANS WORRY ABOUT THE MYSTERIES OF THEIR OWN REPRODUCTION.

[amagicalwitch]

The Child Was In Her Stomach
And He Had To Cut It Open

It Was Fairly Confusing

[forevercapslock]

SOME HUMAN GIRL TOLD ME ABOUT CONDOMS.
WHICH I GUESS HAS TO DO WITH A MALE INSEMINATING A FEMALE DIRECTLY. LIKE, WITHOUT A MOTHER GRUB TO MIX THE FLUIDS AND EVERYTHING.
SO I GUESS THEY DON'T NEED A BUCKET.

BUT NOW I NEED SOME KIND OF DISINFECTANT AND A BONE SAW SO I CAN SCRUB MY THINKPAN CLEAN OF THESE IMAGES.

[amagicalwitch]

[You are shocked. Floored, even. You cannot comprehend these images. Your poor virgin thinkpan is simply flooded with details you did not need. True, Stephanie Meyer attempted to educate you but it sounds oddly disgusting and valid coming from the text of your leader. Everything you know seems suddenly shattered.

You take a moment to calm yourself. You take a deep breath. You realize there is a very pressing problem here. You also realize this has been an incredibly awkward pause.

You are glad you are typing because you would have trouble saying these things out loud. It's too bad you don't know how to use the filter system.]

What If Two Females Are Matespirits

Are There Buckets Then

[sadfreezingbrit]

[ Oh hey, it's French!event person and she's suddenly perfectly understandable!

...Although on second thought that might need a little rephrasing: Her words are clear to Philip now, but he's still struggling how they... well, make sense together. ]

The... buckets?

[amagicalwitch]

I Understand You This Time
Good Because I Didnt Like Having To Use All That Punctuation
It Is Not Really My Thing

But Yes Buckets

[sadfreezingbrit]

Yeah, that was... odd. I'm sorry, the event wouldn't let me speak English and I had no idea what else to say.

...Anyway, what- What do you mean, I mean-- What about the buckets?

[timisnotme]

Trolls reproduce with buckets?

[amagicalwitch]

Um Yes

[timisnotme]

Ooooookay then.

That... sounds messy.

[amagicalwitch]

I Dont Know