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004 ♍ Kanaya: Finish Favorite Books

Mar 12, 2011 11:33

[You seriously consider reacting to the event, but for reasons from beyond the fourth wall, you did not have the chance to participate as you may have liked to. You briefly take the moment to remember your counterpart. You could describe her as, "bluh bluh huge lesbian ( Read more... )

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forevercapslock March 12 2011, 19:47:54 UTC

JUST
JUST DON'T
LET HUMANS WORRY ABOUT THE MYSTERIES OF THEIR OWN REPRODUCTION.

amagicalwitch March 12 2011, 21:01:33 UTC

The Child Was In Her Stomach
And He Had To Cut It Open

It Was Fairly Confusing

forevercapslock March 12 2011, 21:06:58 UTC

SOME HUMAN GIRL TOLD ME ABOUT CONDOMS.
WHICH I GUESS HAS TO DO WITH A MALE INSEMINATING A FEMALE DIRECTLY. LIKE, WITHOUT A MOTHER GRUB TO MIX THE FLUIDS AND EVERYTHING.
SO I GUESS THEY DON'T NEED A BUCKET.

BUT NOW I NEED SOME KIND OF DISINFECTANT AND A BONE SAW SO I CAN SCRUB MY THINKPAN CLEAN OF THESE IMAGES.

amagicalwitch March 12 2011, 21:13:45 UTC

[You are shocked. Floored, even. You cannot comprehend these images. Your poor virgin thinkpan is simply flooded with details you did not need. True, Stephanie Meyer attempted to educate you but it sounds oddly disgusting and valid coming from the text of your leader. Everything you know seems suddenly shattered.

You take a moment to calm yourself. You take a deep breath. You realize there is a very pressing problem here. You also realize this has been an incredibly awkward pause.

You are glad you are typing because you would have trouble saying these things out loud. It's too bad you don't know how to use the filter system.]

What If Two Females Are Matespirits

Are There Buckets Then

forevercapslock March 12 2011, 21:17:36 UTC

I DON'T KNOW. APPARENTLY GENDER IS A THING WHEN IT COMES TO CHOOSING A PARTNER FOR HUMANS. THAT LEADS ME TO THINK THAT ONLY A MALE AND A FEMALE TOGETHER THAN PRODUCE OFFSPRING, WHICH WAS CORROBORATED BY EGBERT BEING A COMPLETE DOOFUS ABOUT THE WHOLE TOPIC OF REPOPULATING THE UNIVERSE THEY WILL CREATE.

amagicalwitch March 12 2011, 21:21:02 UTC

Oh
There Is Still Much To Learn About These Humans

forevercapslock March 12 2011, 21:24:10 UTC

I GUESS IF WE'RE STUCK LIVING WITH THEM, THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO LEARN IT.
EVEN IF IT'S KIND OF INCREDIBLY DISGUSTING.

amagicalwitch March 12 2011, 21:24:56 UTC

Wouldnt That Only Be Necessary If
You Had Red Feelings For One Of Them

forevercapslock March 12 2011, 21:26:16 UTC

NO. BECAUSE HUMAN-TROLL MAKEOUTS ARE A THING THAT ARE NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN EVER.

amagicalwitch March 12 2011, 21:27:16 UTC

I Didnt Mean To Imply Anything

forevercapslock March 12 2011, 21:31:05 UTC

GOOD. BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING FOR IMPLICATIONS TO BE MADE ABOUT.
THE REASON TO LEARN ABOUT THIS TOPIC, WITHIN CERTAIN LIMITATIONS, IS THAT IT WILL HELP WITH THE WHOLE CULTIVATING CROSS-CULTURAL UNDERSTANDING THING.

amagicalwitch March 12 2011, 21:33:39 UTC

I Guess That Is A Good Reason
It Is Possible We Should Educate The Humans Here Further On Troll Romance
They Might Not Understand It

forevercapslock March 12 2011, 21:36:19 UTC

THAT WOULD PROBABLY JUST BE A TITANIC EXERCISE IN FUTILITY. I'M NOT SURE THEY'RE WIRED TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITIES OF OUR RELATIONSHIPS.

amagicalwitch March 12 2011, 21:37:53 UTC

Do You Think Anyone Else Will Come

forevercapslock March 12 2011, 21:42:57 UTC

THERE ARE EIGHT OF US HERE NOW. THE CHANCES ARE HIGH.
ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE IN PARTICULAR?

amagicalwitch March 12 2011, 21:44:37 UTC

No

Yes
Maybe
I Dont Know Anymore

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