Forty Eighth Protrusion

Jan 16, 2009 15:25

Hmph. Goddamn contraptions. They seem easier to take off than to put on... The fact that I've needed one TWICE in the spans of two months just shows how damn ridiculous this school is.

...Are you switched too, moron?

[ooc: That strike is hackable, for those who want to see him spaz. OBVIOUSLY, Fakir is talking about a bra. Which he received from his ( Read more... )

i have bewbs noaw!, fuck bras, rue, i miss my penis, ahiru, event

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alwayswrite January 17 2009, 03:31:05 UTC
...Unfortunately.

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alwayswrite January 17 2009, 03:37:53 UTC
I'm just having difficulty with this damn...bra.

[ooc: Laaawl, Fakir's hotness is distracting. XD]

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hime_no_karasu January 17 2009, 03:30:46 UTC
...They really are not that difficult to put on. Only you would be unable to figure out something as simple as a bra.

((Strikes thoughts. :x))

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alwayswrite January 17 2009, 03:34:06 UTC
Hmph. Perhaps to those accustomed to the bloody things.

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hime_no_karasu January 17 2009, 03:51:55 UTC
*Oh, hear the sarcasm.* Oh, of course. Pardon me: wrapping the bra around you so that the cups are resting on your breasts and hooking the straps to rest in the middle of your back is such a difficult set of directions to follow.

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alwayswrite January 17 2009, 05:54:25 UTC
It'd be considered worthless knowledge to someone who didn't NEED it. ...And the damn back of it isn't cooperating.

[ooc: Wanted to clarify~/o/ derp derp derp]

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1/2 wings_of_hope January 17 2009, 03:34:12 UTC
Y-You too!?

Fakir! I don't want to be a boy! I don't know what to do! And I keep running into things cause I'm not used to being this tall! And--!

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wings_of_hope January 17 2009, 03:36:04 UTC
Contraptions...?

[ ooc: You can rape without rape!faces :| And Fakir lost his with his manly parts. ]

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1/2 alwayswrite January 17 2009, 04:04:33 UTC
Calm down, idiot, this nonsense will pass eventually.

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alwayswrite January 17 2009, 04:04:54 UTC
...Y-yeah. This damned...bra is giving me trouble.

[ooc: You ttly CAN. And THIS face is kinda rapey! Kinda! D:

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emperors_friend January 17 2009, 04:15:55 UTC
My my, don't you simply look lovely today, Fakir.

If you are having such difficulties, it would be my pleasure to assist in putting on a item which a majority of young ladies are usually quite apt at being able to do on their own upon reaching their mid-teens, at the very latest. Why, I wholeheartedly agree that it is far simpler to remove such a device and, on occasion, far more pleasurable at the end.

((ooc: Because Jade loves seeing Fakir spaz. xD))

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1/2 alwayswrite January 17 2009, 06:46:18 UTC
No I don't.

And shut your damn mouth. I don't want any of YOUR help.

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alwayswrite January 17 2009, 06:46:38 UTC
...I-I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

[ooc: When in doubt...deny~! \o/ Fakir can remove bras on OTHER people! But putting them on himself, not so much. >>;;]

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1/2 emperors_friend January 18 2009, 06:43:04 UTC
No need to be so modest. With such a lovely body, you'll undoubtedly attract a husband rather easily. Might I recommend Gai as you two seem to get along so very swimmingly.

My my, your harsh words wound my very heart, were I to possess one that is.

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lucky_perv January 17 2009, 11:49:20 UTC
DAARLING~~~

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alwayswrite January 17 2009, 17:41:03 UTC
skfhsdfksdfsfd Keep AWAY from me!

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lucky_perv January 18 2009, 01:34:42 UTC
How can I~?!?

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alwayswrite January 18 2009, 03:13:45 UTC
Because I'll HEX you if you don't.

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