Forty Eighth Protrusion

[alwayswrite]

Hmph. Goddamn contraptions. They seem easier to take off than to put on... The fact that I've needed one TWICE in the spans of two months just shows how damn ridiculous this school is.

...Are you switched too, moron?

[ooc: That strike is hackable, for those who want to see him spaz. OBVIOUSLY, Fakir is talking about a bra. Which he received from his

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[emperors_friend]

My my, don't you simply look lovely today, Fakir.

If you are having such difficulties, it would be my pleasure to assist in putting on a item which a majority of young ladies are usually quite apt at being able to do on their own upon reaching their mid-teens, at the very latest. Why, I wholeheartedly agree that it is far simpler to remove such a device and, on occasion, far more pleasurable at the end.

((ooc: Because Jade loves seeing Fakir spaz. xD))

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[alwayswrite]

No I don't.

And shut your damn mouth. I don't want any of YOUR help.

[alwayswrite]

...I-I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

[ooc: When in doubt...deny~! \o/ Fakir can remove bras on OTHER people! But putting them on himself, not so much. >>;;]

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[emperors_friend]

No need to be so modest. With such a lovely body, you'll undoubtedly attract a husband rather easily. Might I recommend Gai as you two seem to get along so very swimmingly.

My my, your harsh words wound my very heart, were I to possess one that is.

[emperors_friend]

Oh? My apologies. Allow me explain with the very best of my capabilities to you the fundamentals of sexual intercourse so that you might comprehend what I am implying. Let us start from the beginning, shall we? In order for one to fornicate there must be a partner they might engage in this activity with as when one does this solo, it is referred to as masturbation or erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies. When about to have sex, outer layers of clothing are usually removed, at times torn depending on the level of arousal the participants are currently in. Heterosexual or bisexual males, for example, seem to thoroughly enjoy removing the female's bra-- which had been my original assumption about your preference towards taking off other's bras rather than wearing them yourself-- and in some

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[alwayswrite]

sflkdfdsfd--W-what hell are you talking about?! I'm a GUY, dammit! And that's...nonsense!!

[alwayswrite]

.......*good job, Jade, you have Fakir speechless*

[alwayswrite]

S-s-shut the hell up!! I don't need to hear something like that from you!

[ooc: It was very informative, I'm sure. XD And lawl yes. You can imagine this whole thing with Fakir beet red, cuz none of his femme!icons can show the magnitude of his embarrassment. XD]