things you don't know about me

[alton_lust]

I do not believe String Theory.
I do not believe The Big Bang.

I do not believe I need to replace these with something else in order to not believe them.

La.

Comments

The Big Bang

[freethedormouse]

If I understand the theory, there was a great big lump of everything that blew up for whatever reason, scattering it throughout a rapidly expanding universe. If this is true, where did the stuff come from, how did it get there, how long was it there, and what caused it to go boom?

I subscribe to the Silly String Theory, which states that EVERYTHING is more fun when covered in neon-colored filaments sprayed from an aerosol can...

Re: The Big Bang

[alton_lust]

Silly string theory is something i can get behind. Plus the more it resembles the Flying Spagetti Monster. made in image.

Re: The Big Bang

[freethedormouse]

I am a Pastafarian. I also am a believer in the Invisible Pink Unicorn. I like to believe in impossible things. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.