I had an idea for a japanese Samurai epic styled episodic animated show wherein Mall Security Officers experience the fast paced, adventurous, and at times romantic trials and tribulations of guarding capitalism ( Read more... )

The sea of erstwhile corpses, ripe with the post-mortem bloating of consumerism, surged once again and pressed the umber skinned bean pole of a man in a polyester body bag labeled Valor Security against the pretzel vendor ( Read more... )

Man, I'm going to Portland tomorrow. I was there this morning. watched the sun rise from the Black Rooster Cafe. I had an espresso, Lex made her own latte. Then we slept for three hours in a highway rest area. When I pulled the ignition, still very much sleep deprived, the gas light came on immediately. I put three bucks in the tank at TA, and ( Read more... )

Internal radio: "When I sing to you, I know you're feeling better, and I've got to say by now: I'm singing someone else's song ( Read more... )

Cigarettes cry
longinly
for a mouth
to absorb their toxins

DRUNK GOTH POETRY.
dfasmn LEXXYyyyyyy has my wallet!

JOB INTERVIEW!

Let this be a lesson to me: I don't stay fired!

(of course I'll nail the interview, because nailing interviews is just what I do.)

Okay, so I rented In Good Company tonight (for several reasons; a crush on Scarlett Johansonn being not least among them), and I'm watching it in my room with the subtitles on. Everytime background music comes on the subtitles say something like "Glass, Concrete and Stone by David Byrne plays ( Read more... )

Hey, so, Justin and I were bored and we made me a myspace. So there you have it.

Max Kenneth Arizmendi's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chex Kenneth

Your fashion designer name is Max Stockholm

Your socialite name is BooBoo Madrid

Your fly girl / guy name is M Ari

Your detective name is Squirrel West

Your barfly name is Cheeseburger Jack

Your soap opera name is Kenneth Ainsworth

Your rock star name is Cherry Sours A ( Read more... )

I've just now been outside making up constellations. I turned Pices into a potato peeler, Taurus into a toilet seat, and Orion's belt into the cigarette I was smoking.
And why not on such a night?