I have an ich, that is weird, I thought I didn't exsit anymore. Weird.

Lothar.... er... Lothar, this is, er Lothar too, or er um Lothar #2, we are under attack from the Tennis borg. (ouch, stop that you little freak) we may need help, no help is futile.. Oh wait that in not right, we am futile. furture? Anyway, We may or may not need your help resisting. (ouch, come back here with that you little jerk, we need ( Read more... )

The universe can run itself for a while, there are somethings that I need to set right MONKEYS and I need to do them now.

I bend time and space so that I can see myself running toward me.

SCOOTER MY DAISY HEADS!

There I am on the floor. I think I am trying to say something, but I just can't understand what I am trying to say....
FROSTY PUPPIES ( Read more... )

Well well well, I think it is finally about time. HAA HAA HAA HAAA oh wait? I think I left the lights on, OF COURSE I DID! They are stars by the way, you don’t have to call them Lights. PICKLES?

Erg.. ah.. Hello, I would state the three robotic laws, but they are for Panzies...

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[System Error] +++ Reboot universe +++ +++No Melons ( Read more... )

I think at this point, that Khan should have most of the Cheerleader-ness off the Murgatroid. We are comming back in, we are ready for a drink or two hundred, and I sure hope that someone thinks this last episode was tramatic enough to need couseling. BTW when did we rescue the Captian, I don't remember it, and I can't find him. That thing I knew ( Read more... )

Here I was, a Tardis type 41. The best sailing ship in the universe and some idiot has to turn me into a copy of my owner. Then he has the audacity of trying to tell me what to do. Oh well. I found my owner and we had a wonderful time convincing the "Doctor" that he had a very bad idea indeed. But I must say that this "counseling" is a heck of ( Read more... )