1. Find music source (non-radio) 2. Put on shuffle mode 3. Answer the following questions with the songs, in the right order 4. Be amazed, amused, or left asking yourself "What the fuck? This makes no sense." 5. Pass it on! ( How odd. )
*here's an Aornis, sitting on a couch, one shoe off, peering critically at what appears to be a scuff near the toe-- as it appears one of her favorite pairs of shoes may be ruined forever (gasp!) it's likely she wouldn't mind a distraction*
*for a certain sibling's birthday, a book of entirely useless survival techniques* *useless, that is, unless there were to be a sudden elephant stampede*
*wearing fresh clothing now, so the tears in her absurdly expensive jeans are in a different pair of absurdly expensive jeans, but she is fuming, the darkness about her eyes darker now; this is the sort of anger that led to less-favored siblings dodging falling bookshelves in her childhood, and it does not seem likely to fade soon*