Bob was driving home after spending a great day on the lake fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger side floor. He was late getting home, so he was speeding just a little bit. As he was crossing a bridge, a cop jumped out, radar gun in hand, and motioned Bob to the side of the ( Read more... )

I regret to inform you all that I will no longer be contributing to the internet service known as livejournal.  We have parted ways because of artistical differences and for this I can never forgive it.  I have enjoyed all of the time we have spent together on this great service.  From the prank phone calls to the "It's somebody's birthday, I ( Read more... )

"Get those motherfuckin' snakes off of my motherfuckin' plane." -Samuel l. Jackson 2006

So who's going to go see Snakes on a Plane tonight?  Well, if your name is Joshua Daniel Gardner than I can assure you that you are.  That's right, I've got tickets to possibly the greatest movie of all time.  That is all, good day.


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I'm So Excited!!! Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Beginning is coming out on October 4.  It's going to be awesome.  Here is the Hyperlink to the website..it rules.  But if you want to view the trailer you have to wait.  Apparently the website will only let you see the trailer from 10 o'clock at night to 4 a.m. in the morning.  It's awesome.  Plus when ( Read more... )

http://www.myspace.com/penetratingrelief

If you don't go here you will be casturated by a sea turtle.

Peanut Butter Butt Fucker

Can you guess what railroad is in the picture below?  Here's a hint...it's not the peanut butter railroad.


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This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.  Go there now and be amazed.

https://www.tvgoods.com/carts/dualdrill/index_or.php?t=ps&m=ga&c=1&k=mansfield%20dual%20drill

Good Luck with your journey.

http://www.youtube.com/v/9KyTjIWPfWo

Hey, this isn't funny at all.  But I thought I would share it with you anyway.  Happy camping.

Oh, to all of you who care -- Today at 4:00 we are having a huge checka's tournament at K-Dub's house.  It will be the most spectacular experience.  ( Read more... )

WARNING:  This story is going to be very sad.  If you are a pussy who can't handle sad shit than don't read this.

So, the other day I decided to take my dog with me for a walk out in the woods.  You see, I was going on a hunting trip and I thought my dog would be a great addition to the excitement.  While we were walking to the site we saw tons of ( Read more... )

T minus 5 days. -- Hey, why don't you just shut the fuck up? I hate A.F.I. and A.F.I. hates me. Screw you and screw your determination to be different. I tell you what, why don't you just go screw some black titties? How about that bitch? Good day...that is all.


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