The Night Before Christmas With Bears

[alphadavenport]

Twas the night before Christmas, the children were scared

Comments

[fancycwabs]

You, my friend, have uncovered the true meaning of Christmas.

[acsumama]

I second that.

[joshuasbones]

At first I read it "...violated by bears..."

[mcduff]

You, sir, are a Christmas Genius.

[hemlock_martini]

Christmassy like a motherfucker, yo.

[luckimunki]

Someone mail this to Colbert.