forrealz.

i believe my spouse has given me an STD.
cuz im itching and burning and really irritated.

im calling the doc first thing in the morning..
get this shit checked out.

I'll kill that BITCH.

wow.

it's been a while.

still those lame arses out there:

WARNING:
vtecme is a fake. Watch out.

nothing of substance to really report..
just that racoon-eyed runaway bride is a nut.

.. until next t1me.

I AM A GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating Communities: The most shallowest shit ever, particularly this one. You need not apply if you aren't a freak with a thousand piercings or white trailer trash who's brain-washed into believing she's Paris Hilton (with cacked-on clown eye make-up).

You are lame.
You stink.

CHI HO, CHI HO!
IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO.
I PAID MY BUCK
AND I WANT MY FUCK
CHI HO CHI HO CHI HO!