Haha, betches, I'm back! I'm BACK, mothafucka. Sheeeiit. You thoughtchyu got lucky, huh?

Kings up there, they don't care.

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...where are my MOON Goggles???


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And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land,
if only I could meet the maker.
And I am fascinated by the spiritual man
and humbled by his humble nature.

And all I need now is intellectual intercourse; a soul to make the hole much deeper.

"Do you ever wonder why the things that are funny to you are funny to you?"
"Not until just now."

Watch me tip toe while you take piss.


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Thank you, George W. Bush, for reminding me yet again that we never really had any rights. Nobody ever really needed Habeus Corpus anyway, right? Maybe I should end all of my sentences with "right." But that just doesn't feel right ( Read more... )

"Dear Victoria,

These days it's a lot easier to be a big oil executive than a polar bear."

Oh yes, I am a defender of wildlife. Oh yes, Exxon will be exposed.

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Alright, I'll tell you the story. But wait.


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