"Your ass is too big," Hyukjae says as he slowly pushes the swing back and lets it rock forward again.
"'S not," Yesung says as he resolutely shoves his ass into the children's swing.
"You're going to break it and then the council is going to charge you and find out a member of the legendary boy band /Super Junior/ broke a /children's swing/ because his ass was too big and children everywhere will mourn the loss of their innocence and--"
Yesung glares at him. Hyukjae breaks off the end of his sentence and gets off.
"You can have mine?" he offers meekly, and Yesung grins as he takes the swing.
"Thank you for your generosity."