"communists love crane shots in film because it celebrates the masses at the expense of the individual."

man, fuck Sasha-Frere Jones.

I'm wearing a onesie as I post this. Life is good!

I can't find my wallet. This isn't a metaphor or anything, I just miss it. It was a "dad" wallet, but it was good to me.

Also, it has my ID and most of my methods of procuring money.

Writing checks for 6.03 at the supermarket makes me feel really, really self-conscious.

FACT: Private Idaho is the best song.

RIP James Brown

He paid th' cost... to be th' boss.

I dreamt last night that everyone sang instead of speaking. It was without a doubt the most amazing dream I've ever had, and I've spent the entire day thinking about it ( Read more... )

I AM NEVER GOING TO BE SWEET AGAIN

When enough birds take flight from one tree, the noise their wings make sounds like a canvas being ripped in half.

Fall's here. I'm ready for it.

I'm pretty sure I just made a big mistake. Not in a y'know, DRA-MA way, but in a "I will lay odds that this is still edible" way.

I probably should've been born a dog. A big one. That drools a lot.

EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANIA TWAIN

Hey, what has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard!

G'night, folks!