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[allyourlife]

So for those of you who've seen my eye thing...

It's a subconjunctival hemorrhage. Apparently it means you're pretty.

That's funny. I could have sworn it meant that your eye just looks totally disgusting.

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[inguinal]

what does that mean???

[inguinal]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subconjunctival_hemorrhage

straining is a cause... you been straining lately?

[allyourlife]

No, I'm pretty sure that it's just because I'm pretty.

[inguinal]

i bet you've been straining to grow taller

[applesnguitars]

I want to see an eye thing

[allyourlife]

I'll send you a photo on instant messanger next time i see you signed on. I was going to post one on the LJ, but I was too grossed out and embarassed.

Maybe you can get a stylish eyepatch

[antennatoheaven]

"Traumatic asphyxia syndrome" is obviously just a euphemism for autoerotic asphyxiation.

One day you're singing the newfound praises of health insurance, and the next you're making like Michael Hutchence.

Also: According to Wikipedia, your appearance may also be "alarming"!

Alarmingly pretty!

Re: Maybe you can get a stylish eyepatch

[allyourlife]

Alarmingly pretty f'ed up in the eye area looking!

[torii]

matt, quit lying to us.
just tell everyone about the fight.

[allyourlife]

Well basically, I got into a fight with my left eye and i kicked his ass.

[interea]

my dad had one of those once, and his eye was all yellow and gross for a while. he didn't get a bitchin eye patch though.

[allyourlife]

Plz define 'a while.' I want to know what kind of time frame I'm looking at.

I'm hideous!

[interea]

i don't recall exactly. i think it was a week or two. it's just a bruise.

you're not hideous! you're pretty with an unfortunate and temporary eye condition.

[jenjenjen_e]

it should be clearing up now
the blood will just dissolve into your system
OR

you could time travel AGAIN and fix the prob