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[allyourlife]

So for those of you who've seen my eye thing...

It's a subconjunctival hemorrhage. Apparently it means you're pretty.

That's funny. I could have sworn it meant that your eye just looks totally disgusting.

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[inguinal]

what does that mean???

[inguinal]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subconjunctival_hemorrhage

straining is a cause... you been straining lately?

[allyourlife]

No, I'm pretty sure that it's just because I'm pretty.

[inguinal]

i bet you've been straining to grow taller

[allyourlife]

I've decided that its neither my shirt making me look taller nor am I really growing. Everyone else is just shrinking. According to Einstein, time has the ability to compact matter, and since I'm a time traveller, I can escape the shrinking process. This is not a joke. If you want, I can take you with me.