Your name is JACK NOIR and you are a COLD-BLOODED ASSASSIN. Or at least you used to be, until you lost your ARM and EYE to an INSUFFERABLE MUTANT PRICK, but before that you were in the business of CAPTURING AND/OR KILLING MUTANT CHILDREN. It was a pretty fun job. You miss it. Those days were significantly better than how things are now, living in a ( Read more... )

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> Be the Maid óf̶ R̛a̷g͡e̡̢͢ a̧̢͝ge̕͝ ̛͡a̵̢g̷e ̶ag̕e ̴́͡a̸̧̛g͜e ̷a̶͝͡g̡é̸̡͠ ̛͘ą̧͠g̵̨͏é̷ ́a͢͞͠ǵ̷͘͟͡e̡͘͢͞ ͏̢A͏̵S͏́A͏̶̵L̀͏̷͡;̛͘a̕͜͞;̀̕͜͠s̵̵̛͜͟;҉͏̷a̵̢̢k͜͡à̛͟͜͠a̢̡͘͝

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> Nepeta: Be the AU.

You can't be the AU, you've always been the AU! What a silly thing to ask. You decide to figure out where you are now instead of pondering such ridiculous requests.

(V)!_!(V) < um
(V)!_!(V) < this doesnt look like where i was 6efore at all! actually it kind of looks like someones closet
(V)!_!(V) < is any6ody out there? ( Read more... )

Oh pleeeeeeeease. Do you really think just taking away the 8ig scary colors is going to 8ring the good times rolling in ( Read more... )

You don't need to BEGIN being Sis Lalonde, because you've ALWAYS BEEN Sis Lalonde, and thus, you can only assume those you're dealing with aren't aware of this fact. Your Mundane, however, is another matter entirely.

Really.

Of all places, you choose this one?

...well. It certainly beats what I would be doing at home, I will give you that ( Read more... )

wwell
it seems that thins havve gone a bit quiet for a wwhile but that bit wwith the strider knocked some people loose

so
wwho all is still here wwith us
preferrably those wwho arent heroes of rage

?FD: ok shit is beautiful and watching you kids flip the fuck out is about as funny as watching bieber get egged on stage ( Read more... )

Well. Not quite the place I was aiming for, but this looks like as good a detour as any! Any natives about, or do I have this closet to myself?