[ Still not used to the area, Aradia floats around looking for anything interesting. ]

OK. This is completely not your fault. How were you to know what that little box was for? No one can claim you were supposed to know. Well whatever it was for, the dressing room is now much colder than it was before. Never have you been more thankful for your scarf.

oops

n0 0f c0urse i d0n't think he's

nepeta? where did y0u g0? wait. where am i?

Ok, what the fuck ii2 thii2. Becau2e II know iit'2 2ure a2 hell not funny.

WELL!!!!! I5n't THI5 exciiiiiting! Hahahahaha!!!!! .::D

HEY GUY5! WHAT'5 UP? I bet NONE of you expected to be meeting VRI5KA 5ERKET, MIGHTY PIRATE today! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! xXXD

You are now JOHN STRIDER. You would go into detail about how you differ from SOME GOOBERY DOOFUS that shares your name, but right now you have bigger fish to fry and you'll let this MUNDANE dude handle the TIMEY-WIMEY EXPLANATIONS. Like the fact that you're in a closet. You're going to figure that out first.

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Your name is JACK NOIR and you are a COLD-BLOODED ASSASSIN. Or at least you used to be, until you lost your ARM and EYE to an INSUFFERABLE MUTANT PRICK, but before that you were in the business of CAPTURING AND/OR KILLING MUTANT CHILDREN. It was a pretty fun job. You miss it. Those days were significantly better than how things are now, living in a ( Read more... )

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> Be the Maid óf̶ R̛a̷g͡e̡̢͢ a̧̢͝ge̕͝ ̛͡a̵̢g̷e ̶ag̕e ̴́͡a̸̧̛g͜e ̷a̶͝͡g̡é̸̡͠ ̛͘ą̧͠g̵̨͏é̷ ́a͢͞͠ǵ̷͘͟͡e̡͘͢͞ ͏̢A͏̵S͏́A͏̶̵L̀͏̷͡;̛͘a̕͜͞;̀̕͜͠s̵̵̛͜͟;҉͏̷a̵̢̢k͜͡à̛͟͜͠a̢̡͘͝

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> Nepeta: Be the AU.

You can't be the AU, you've always been the AU! What a silly thing to ask. You decide to figure out where you are now instead of pondering such ridiculous requests.

(V)!_!(V) < um
(V)!_!(V) < this doesnt look like where i was 6efore at all! actually it kind of looks like someones closet
(V)!_!(V) < is any6ody out there? ( Read more... )