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[allies]

YOU MORONS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ ITBECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING

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[lovesviolence]

Karkat-san. If problem persists, communication is possible on matters of denying interspecies romance to the other.

One person's unintentional fault, no necessity to blame us all. If reminder, no problem... but you, are not calm.

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[allies]

FUCK YOU I AM ALWAYS CALM.
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASSUMING I'M NOT.
I'M ZEN LIKE ONE OF YOUR SHITTY HUMAN GODS, UNDERSTAND?

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[lovesviolence]

Your text quirk is always caps. Assumption that you're yelling is only accurate. Plus, cursing persists.

I will try to believe you are zen but please, what is the matter?

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[allies]

NOTHING'S THE MATTER.
SOMEONE JUST NEEDED TO REMIND EVERYONE OF THE NO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS RULE, THAT'S ALL.
THIS PARTICULAR ANNOUNCEMENT IS NOT AT ALL RELATED TO ANYTHING.

[inheritors]

did something happen, karkat?

[allies]

WHAT WOULD EVER GIVE YOU THAT IDEA.
WE SHOULD CALL YOU JOHN EGBERT THE WISE.
HEIR OF INFINITE BRAIN POWER.

[inheritors]

what was it??

[allies]

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

[stickinmypants]

What the hell are you going on about, you perverted troll?!

Tch! Disgusting!

[allies]

I'm going on about shitty humans hitting on troll girls, obviously! My message couldn't have been clearer!

[stickinmypants]

WHO would do that, is what I'm saying, asshole. I'm not an idiot.

[allies]

You'd be fucking surprised.

[forevveraglub]

you say this like anyone wwants to listen to a bitchin gutterblood

[allies]

HEY, ERIDAN.
AS MUCH AS I DEEPLY VALUE YOUR OPINION AND CHERISH THE TIME WE SPEND TOGETHER.
I HOPE IT DOESN'T OFFEND YOU AT ALL IN ANY WAY WHEN I TELL YOU
FUCK OFF AND DIE.

[forevveraglub]

wwell then
wwith such kind fuckin wwords i hope you take no offense in me tellin you that your time wwould probably better spent keepin your chute closed and doin menial tasks and chores for
oh i dunno
me
seein as itd be fittin for the likes a your lowwly blood
but then again maybe youre not evven exactly fit for those sorta tasks probably too difficult for you to handle
wwhat wwith your blood disability im sure wwith such inferior blood cloggin your think pan it makes evven the most simplest a tasks difficult for you
maybe i can just use you as a cape rack yeah i think thatd be fittin

[allies]

FUCK YOU I'LL BURN YOUR SHITTY CAPE.
AND YOUR SHITTY SCARF WHILE I'M AT IT.
I'LL SWEEP THE ASHES INTO A GLORIOUS PILE IN THE CORNER WHERE YOU CAN SIT AND LAMENT THE LOSS OF YOUR DISGUSTING HIPSTER BULLSHIT.

[redcladidealist]

Inter...

[Lloyd frowns. Sorry, Karkat. You used several words and phrases he didn't quite get.]

Look, I'm not exactly sure what you just said, but there's nothing wrong with having friends who aren't your species.

[...yeah, someone is a little fail when it comes to technology. He didn't read the link because...

What the heck is a link? He only saw underlined text that made absolutely no sense.]

[allies]

... Lloyd, I'm pretty sure you missed the entire point of this important announcement.

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[redcladidealist]

I did? You mean the points wasn't to tell us to stick to our own species?

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[allies]

Romantically, douchebag. You're supposed to stick to your own species when it comes to romance and not have vaguely red dreams about poor susceptible future undead girls. You can let the disease called friendship infect whoever you want.