FAQ!!

[all_knowing]

1. What are you?

- I am the Creator of all things. I am the ruling force. I am the ultimate power. I am an exceptionally good biker and I make damn good smores.

2. How old are you?

- Old enough to know better and too young to care.

3. How did you get Mary pregnant?- There are a couple of theories as to how this happened. One is that Gabriel

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[jamie2109]

3. How did you get Mary pregnant?

- There are a couple of theories as to how this happened. One is that Gabriel gifted Mary with my Heavenly light, another is that Gabriel did the dirty deed himself, on my behalf. Neither are true, of course. The real story is much more kinky.

Where was Joseph in all this? Directing traffic? Playing with the sheep?

[sciencegeek]

Playing with the sheep?
Wow. That looks so dirty.

[orange_bastard]

I tell them to burn things. That's the funniest thing I've read all day!

[pureblood_queen]

I know who the Half-Blood Prince is. ;)

You trully are the All Knowing Dude. *bows down*

[kay_cricketed]

... *cackles madly*

Milk is good for you.

[nocturnali]

What are smores?
And why don't we have them in Australia?