Hi it's, me i'm bored again, all is well i'm not insane ( Read more... )

So I definitely partied in a double wide mobile home last night and it was possibly the weirdest thing I have encountered since moving to Oregon, because that's what I thought it would be like every night when I first moved here. Crazy rednecks and their carhartts and keystone light.

The last two days have been interesting. last night, after laying in bed all day, i made a change and decided to drink before going to work. then i went to work.. and was craving more and fortunately everyone else was too, and they were tired/hungover too, so i was sent to the store to get red bulls and limes so we drank redbulls and vodka for a ( Read more... )

"You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who ( Read more... )

So I was driving to school this morning and a group of about 25 deer jumped out in front of me. 20 of em were lil Bambi's and I saw them in the distance but I really didn't feel like stopping. I kinda just felt like barreling into them.. all of them. I was pretty sure that if I was in my old truck I would have. Then like 20 min ago on my way home ( Read more... )

Tonight... I discovered that I for sure have the disease. You wont understand this disease unless you watch South Park where the statue of the virgin mary has it's period all over the pope and the pope says " a chick bleeding out of her pussy is no miracle." or something. Tonight was an ideal sunday night at work but sometimes I feel like I'm ( Read more... )

Vodka, Gin, Rum, Triple Sec, Chamborg, and muddled lemon. ouch. The One eyed willy strikes again. Tonight was fucked ( Read more... )

It's so fucking cold outside, the horses are farting on each other for vital warmth. I witnessed it.

I have had the shittiest luck with cars and them colliding with things lately ( Read more... )

This is something I could totally see happening with Leslie and/or Greg and me.

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