Putting One's Foot in One's Own Mouth

[alizep]

Author's Notes: So I was trying to write a Sex  & the City theme in response to venusorbit1 and lovelylytton but this is what I ended up with....But I did incorporate the song "Put it in your Mouth" by Akinyele! So at least I accomplished part of my goal....

“Tell them, tell them, tell them!” Usagi urged a heavily blushing Minako.

Makoto laughed at

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[xxdesert_rose]

Leave it to Rei to one up both Usagi and Minako.

[alizep]

She just seems like she would be the one in the know....lol!

[lovelylytton]

“Kai’s father said ‘Good job, son!’ and began to enthusiastically pat him on the back!”

I wonder how his mother reacted to that? I loved this ficlet, you had me laughing in a way that is highly unusual for me given that it is still early morning over here.

The girls' dynamics work wonderfully here, and I love how Rei ratted (spelling?) Usagi out.

So happy you writer's block is gone!

[alizep]

I was actually trying to think of something a little more racy for Kai's father to say so that Kai could be just as thoroughly embarrassed....I'll have to keep working on that....

I'm glad that you liked this drabble!

[venusorbit1]

Well, of course I had to crank up the good ol' 90s booty jamz to listen to (and damn that is one nasty song!) when I read this, and then it hit me!

You incorporated the song into the fic! Like, the beginning, when she goes "and i said, I said, I said (tell them what you said)"

Oh hey! "Usagi giggled. “Go ahead, Mina,” she said in her sing song voice. “Tell them what they said….”

And then, technically, they ate "in" instead of "eat me out"!!!

And Kai's dad is awesome. I actually know guys whose fathers said something similar when they found out they had sex. Not in front of the girl, though!

"The great fire told me everything" HAHAHA!! Busted yo!

Now if you could write one about "Hoochie Mama" by 2 Live Crew, my life would be complete.

[alizep]

You incorporated the song into the fic!

LOL! I'm glad you noticed! It was subtle for those who knew the words. (those dirty, dirty words....)

Originally I was going to have Mina get caught singing that song which would have lead up to the towel dropping scene - but then I decided that she should only have to endure so much humiliation in one night....

Now if you could write one about "Hoochie Mama" by 2 Live Crew, my life would be complete.

I think that this somehow will have to turn into an Ami fic....lol.

[sugarcross]

Thank you for this welcome-home-from-school ficlet. I needed a good laugh after the lessons today.

Kai's dad cracked me up. And Ami is curious? Gosh, has Zoisite corrupted her now? XD

[alizep]

It's always important to wash away school lessons with humorous fanfics - otherwise how boring would life be? :)

And Ami is curious? Gosh, has Zoisite corrupted her now?

I don't know - it might be the other way around. You have to watch out for those quiet ones!

[sea_thoughts]

Man, Rei, you are MEAN. Now I want someone to out her... don't know what for but something!

Having said that, I feel so bad for Minako, but I was laughing my head off!

[alizep]

I'm sure that Jadeite has an excellent story to share with everyone if he's given the right motivation to do so....

But, yeah, so when it rains it pours!