[video .008]

[arlen_lowell]

[the feed clicks on to complete darkness, and then Arlen turns on a flashlight and shines it around. The communicator is lying on the floor near Arlen, who is lying flat on his back and he doesn't look amused. It's clear from his surroundings that he's at the bottom of... an elevator shaft]

Why is the elevator supposed to come up before the door

Comments

[leavveallhope]

wwhat the fuck are you doin in a ditch
are humans reely so fuckin lame that they just randomly wwalk into shafts

[arlen_lowell]

[he can't resist, it's too good of an opportunity]

Only when we feel like getting boned.

[leavveallhope]

are you seariously makin bucket jokes

[Because trolls do get "boners" . . .]

I don't think they've ever had CR that didn't crack me up

[arlen_lowell]

Yeah. Yeah I guess I am.

If by bucket jokes you mean jokes about somebody getting drilled.

[madcuriosity]

[arlen_lowell]

[he chuckles]

Nope, I'm fine. Don't worry about it. I've got experience with falling.

[madcuriosity]

Actually... so do I.

[arlen_lowell]

[he cocks his head a little]

Oh yeah? Do tell.

[catchesgrenades]

video.

[ Rikku just shakes her head at first, standing up and walking out of her room. ]

Now, Arlen, why did you go and do that?

[arlen_lowell]

[he smiles sheepishly]

I'm telling you, elevator shafts just can't get enough of me!

[catchesgrenades]

Clearly! Maybe you need to get some sort of body guards or something and protect you from them! This is getting a tad bit obsessive, you know~

[arlen_lowell]

I know, I feel like I'm being stalked. These elevator shafts are bordering on inappropriate.

I can be my own bodyguard though, usually. [he laughs]