[video .008]

[arlen_lowell]

[the feed clicks on to complete darkness, and then Arlen turns on a flashlight and shines it around. The communicator is lying on the floor near Arlen, who is lying flat on his back and he doesn't look amused. It's clear from his surroundings that he's at the bottom of... an elevator shaft]

Why is the elevator supposed to come up before the door

Comments

[leavveallhope]

wwhat the fuck are you doin in a ditch
are humans reely so fuckin lame that they just randomly wwalk into shafts

[arlen_lowell]

[he can't resist, it's too good of an opportunity]

Only when we feel like getting boned.

[leavveallhope]

are you seariously makin bucket jokes

[Because trolls do get "boners" . . .]

I don't think they've ever had CR that didn't crack me up

[arlen_lowell]

Yeah. Yeah I guess I am.

If by bucket jokes you mean jokes about somebody getting drilled.

[leavveallhope]

Yes. They are lovely.
drilled
thats a fuckin special term ivve nevver heard before
im too fuckin young for this convversation

[arlen_lowell]

You're too fucking young to talk about sex but you curse like the Chuck Norris of the cursing world?

[leavveallhope]

im only six
jegus
you havve to fuckin take that into consideration
an wwhatevver cussin is different from talkin aboat sensitivve fins
like bucketin

[arlen_lowell]

Well if you're six you shouldn't come running in saying fuck at me like you're thirty and looking like you're a teenager or something.

I'm not gonna censor my shit for kids. This is why I'm not on tv.

[leavveallhope]

wwhat does bein thirty havve to do wwith it
trolls are a fuckin vvicious race
wwe wwere hatched cussin or wwhatevver

[arlen_lowell]

Well, I'm not a troll. So you'll excuse me if that shit doesn't really apply to me. If I'm not used to little kids talking like pirates or some shit.

For humans, cussing is like an adult thing. Didn't occur to me anybody else did it differently. Because I'm a racist or something.

[he's grinning in amusement through all of this]

We straight?

[leavveallhope]

since youvve fuckin insulted yourself enough for me
fine
wwere fuckin straight
havvin you prostrate yourself makes it so much easier to establish cultural sensitivvity