Just broken.

The Prodigy + a good few years = Shit. This is where you agree whole-heartedly. Their new song makes me want to kiss an Asian man so passionately that my ear drums pop out. Of course I wouldn't do that because I like women and I'm a one woman woman. Speaking of women, I seem to attract the crazies at work. A lady came to me the other day " ( Read more... )

I was in a jewellery store (I just typed "srot" and it reminded me of "scrotum" (the word, not an actual scrotum)) recently and one of the sales guys spotted my tattoos. He asked what they meant and then showed me a picture of his tattoo. It's a Fu (?) dog and will end up being a half sleeve when it's finished. It made me want to get another tattoo ( Read more... )

Actually, my life has gone from relatively empty to what the fuck am I going to do with this extra bit of life because it won't fit in to the life bag that I was allocated. So I stuffed it in my ear and it's currently sticking to the inside of my head, like the rest of whatever is in there. There's a ride at Dreamworld called the Gravitron (ooer ( Read more... )

Hold me closer Tony Danza.

I can't decide whether my ears are ringing or there's a high pitch noise coming from the computer. I haven't posted for ages and I'm not going to today. Hope your lives are all moving along spiffingly. Petrol prices are ridiculous!

I was wondering if old people find it hard to keep their mouths closed. I caught an old man looking at bacon today, mouth agape, and with the most foul look on his face. There was nothing wrong with the bacon...

Dear Meg Ryan,

What have you done to your face?

Love Mel

P.S. I work in a fly graveyard.

I don't know what to type. I haven't said anything of substance for a good while. I don't feel like I've had much time to reflect. I need to clean. I'm off work until the 3rd of January because I have something wrong with my back, possible glandular fever and there may be something wrong with my bowel (or something in that region). Anyway, I'm sad ( Read more... )

My dog is a bit flatulent.