man in grocery store (and a POLL at the end)

[aliki]

The moment I got home, I snapped this photo, so you can get visual context for the scenario that occurred today while I was grocery shopping. I had my sunglasses on my head, no make-up, a sweaty complexion from the July summer heat, a worn-out t-shirt purchased to support a school fundraiser, running shorts, and flip-flops. Altogether too young

Comments

[shan_a_rama]

Wow. Maybe he meant it like "pretty girls make it worth getting out of bed in the morning".

Or maybe he meant "good day", but was having a Sophia from Golden Girls moment and was talking about his wrinkly peen.

I really don't know.

[aliki]

Several people agree with the "getting out of bed" notion. I didn't think of that!

[hckydntst]

I think this one was innocent, but still humorous.

[whiterecluse]

That was, while crudely put, a really big compliment, in my opinion. :-)

[shes_unreal]

See, I tend to react with open hostility to anyone who makes any kind of positive compliment about how I look when said compliment is sexually related - for example, someone saying, "You look nice today," would get a "thank you," but "Damn girl, you fine" gets the finger

[aliki]

I'm like a social retard, I swear.

Brian's #1 criticism of my teaching style is that I always wear my emotions on my sleeve. (Maybe I'll write a post about this). I find it very hard to disguise my emotions and feelings, and perhaps as a result of it, I find it hard to read what people mean unless they flat out tell me to my face.

I really am very clueless and tend to think the best of everyone (most of the time).

[la_cowntessa]

Old Man Translation: "You're so pretty you'd get anyone up in the morning." Possibly a double entendre in there too, but I'd definitely just take it as Old Dude Compliment.

[septascarabae]

That's hilarious, lol.