There is a distinct possibility that through the machinations of the world, I might end up being the proprietress of a bakery. We're tentatively called The Jaunty Octopus Bakery and, if all goes as incredibly hypothetically planned, Kyle's cafe in West Seattle will start selling our stuff ( Read more... )

 No one should ever be able to make that much noise before 8am. Screw you Boston city noise ordinance. I don't care who has permits, my asshole neighbor with a big fuck off love of power tools and the early AM should be summarily shot and killed. 

Other than the years worth of great advice and making me feel a little less different and detached from the world, this is why I love Dan Savage ( Read more... )

So, to gloat a little, this was my week. Kyle came to visit for like... 24 hours since he can fly free, and ended up staying till Friday night.

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Today a very fake tanned 55 year old woman, who clearly aspired to recapture what I'm sure she mistakenly thinks of as her best years, got out of her car to yell at me for not getting out of the way. See, I was trying to parallel park but apparently, this space was her's. But only after I was half way in it.

I am madly in love with my new cut/color. My hair is like, super dark red mixed special for me. So wonderful and I have a version of the strange bob and life is just so much better with fantastic hair. Pictures forthcoming.

WHAT

Just saw a commercial from Atlantis Resort or some crap that has Anybody Else But You in the background.

I want this to be my new resume


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Bristol Farms sells organic kosher vodka. I took a picture on my phone of the sign, its PRICELESS.

I have a new phone. Aaaand I finally figured out how to edit music on my computer and send it to my phone. Go me.