Several years ago I was lucky (in the right place at the right time) to have a friend loan ( Read more... )

Bleary eyed and with tight lumbar doth the Monkey stroke the final key and, in a way that V never would, submitteth before edumacational authorities his latest semantic schmam (thanks, Yoga S. and T.) An oddity within the nest-mess catches an overstimulated, underblinked simian eyeball mid Jane Goodall porn hunt - CAN IT BE? A battered, mystery ( Read more... )

I know where I want to live now ( Read more... )

1) Having surgery to get a bendy straw penis: cool
2) Getting to blow bubbles in your wife's vagina: priceless

People who believe in life at conception are having sex with their children in the room.

I'm tired. Monkey's going to bed. The post will be vindicate me. You'll see.

If you haven't seen it, see the 9/11 documentary "Loose Change 2nd Edition." It's on Google Video at:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5137581991288263801&q=loose+change

I'm still reeling...

The Monkey opens his eyes. A few critical seconds pass as he fails to realize a fundamental miscalculation of quantum space-time buzzword vector thoughtforms during his last unbounded samadhi. "What I need is a existing Master, not a community college yoga instructor with an Amazon.com account." he thinks, taking his bearings. While his ( Read more... )

"Write it down; then let your body forget it. A steady stream of research shows that jotting down emotions about illness eases symptoms in an astonishing variety of conditions, including cancer, high blood pressure, asthma, and arthritis. "If you're true to yourself and write down honest feelings, expressive writing works as a cathartic to release ( Read more... )

I miss my friend, Feloneous Tao. I just read a smashing article on 'inner empiricism', which I could summarize as a call for scientific rigor and support in meditations and introspection ( Read more... )

My new coworker was reading a few articles out loud on the fairness of transsexual athletes. I couldn't resist, either. My Socratic hackles immediately jump up - but it appears common sense is defeated by science in this case. I thought that male-to-female athletes would have the unfair advantages: all that muscle mass, testosterone, size. But ( Read more... )

Nourishment awaits upon yonder stove, another day boils itself down into digestible chunks. Today I ran an improv workshop for kids ages 4-20, with a 50something thrown in. We played. And that reminds of a paper I wrote on improv and personality theory...goes a little something like this:

In my second reaction paper I expressed a preference for ( Read more... )