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[alienetiquette]

I have taken the liberty of observing this city's police force during my brief time here, and I must say one thing.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH ABSOLUTE FILTH IN MY LIFE!! YOU CALL YOURSELF A POLICE FORCE!! HOW MANY CRIMINALS HAVE YOU ALL CAPTURED?! USELESS! ALL OF YOU!

AND WHY DO I TASTE LIKE COFFEE?!! DID YOU SPILL SOMETHING ON ME WHILE I WAS ASLEEP

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[not_an_amateur]

[ooc; He's going to get a mine planted outside his door one day...]

[alienetiquette]

Another brat. What do you have to say for yourself?!

[not_an_amateur]

Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, sir. A good critic must first perform the actions that he is criticizing before bringing solid criticism down upon others. So before making hasty judgments, to set a good impression, you must prove yourself. Otherwise, many others will think of you as what more vulgar soldiers would call "chicken shit".

[alienetiquette]

I don't need to prove myself to some brat. Where are the list of cases even posted? Do we have files?! What kind of pathetic lack of organization does the force rely on?!

[98over40]

Well... everybody on the Network's been talking about tasting like different flavors, so it's probably a curse.

[ooc; sasazuka has been taking his own advice on that.]

[alienetiquette]

Like I have time to listen to all their whining. Hold you arm out!

[98over40]

.........

[alienetiquette]

Don't give me that look! That was an order!

[halshowedme]

Why are you licking yourself?

[alienetiquette]

I don't see why I can't! Do you taste like anything or is that idiot just lying to me about a curse?! He better not be lying, or he'll be removed from his detective duties for a week and made into my personal bathroom cleaner.

[halshowedme]

I wouldn't know? I don't have a lot of reason to lick myself, but the network seems pretty convinced.

And I don't know what you're doing in there to need a personal cleaner, but...

[alienetiquette]

Well, check and report to me in five minutes. I refuse to be ridiculed by either of you.

[dandy_indeed]

Oh, I can help you on that first one.

Technically, they've captured none.

There are no laws, you see.

So there are no criminals.

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[alienetiquette]

[alienetiquette]

NO LAWS!!?? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO RUN A SUCCESSFUL INSTITUTION WITHOUT RULES?! WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!

FORGET IT! I AM THE LAW FROM NOW ON!

[merchantboom]

What is your stance on the obligation of others to fulfill their contracts?

[civilizing]

Ah... I understand your distress, however... is such large font necessary?

The fact you taste like coffee could very well be a result of the curse.

[alienetiquette]

How else are people supposed to know I'm annoyed with them and their sad excuse of a force?

There's still no confirmation on this 'curse'.

[civilizing]

Writing a letter expressing why you feel their work is inefficient, as well as a list of suggestions on how to ameliorate the problem?

What would confirm the curse? I can honestly say I've been affected.

[alienetiquette]

I'll have Sasazuka type out a list of all their incompetencies while I dictate then.

And I'll figure it out for myself. I don't need any further help from you.