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[alienetiquette]

I have taken the liberty of observing this city's police force during my brief time here, and I must say one thing.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH ABSOLUTE FILTH IN MY LIFE!! YOU CALL YOURSELF A POLICE FORCE!! HOW MANY CRIMINALS HAVE YOU ALL CAPTURED?! USELESS! ALL OF YOU!

AND WHY DO I TASTE LIKE COFFEE?!! DID YOU SPILL SOMETHING ON ME WHILE I WAS ASLEEP

Comments

[98over40]

Well... everybody on the Network's been talking about tasting like different flavors, so it's probably a curse.

[ooc; sasazuka has been taking his own advice on that.]

[alienetiquette]

Like I have time to listen to all their whining. Hold you arm out!

[98over40]

.........

[alienetiquette]

Don't give me that look! That was an order!

[98over40]

I guess it would prove it but... if you just take a look through the Network it would be clear enough, wouldn't it?

[alienetiquette]

Still questioning me, are you?! There's a bucket and a sponge with your name on it. I expect that bathroom to be spotless by tomorrow morning.

[98over40]

[alienetiquette]

What? Do you want to add more to your cleaning duties? You can do the kitchen after that.

[98over40]

...well........ I guess it does need cleaning...

[alienetiquette]

Now that we have that settled, we'll just wait for Higuchi's report to confirm this 'curse' business.

[98over40]

At least this doesn't seem to be one of the major ones...