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[alicephilippa]

"Umm," thinks Alice, "I want a bacon sandwich."
"Stupid girl. You are already full of cake." The voice in the back of the head whispers in reply.

That's apart from the fact that there is!no!bacon.

Comments

[cmcmck]

You could always have an unbacon sandwich instead. Or a bacon sandwich without the bacon.........

[femsc]

... or just have another slice/hunk of cake...

[alicephilippa]

I'd need to buy or make more cake though, because at the moment the cake is a lie.