Top Five Reasons Fandom Is Better Than Real Life

[alice_pike]

All you braces kids out there: You know how when you got your braces off they put that bar behind your front teeth? And it's supposed to just fall out naturally? Yeah, well I was just flossing and RIPPED IT (sort of) OUT OF MY MOUTH. Which is SUPER ANNOYING, let me tell you. It's now only attached by the teeth at either end, so the middle is

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[laminy]

I had no idea this bar existed, but it sounds extremely weird and currently gross and painful. I wouldn't rip it out myself, God knows what'll happen.

I'm rocking 2 of my wisdom teeth. Go you for being able to fit in 4. If they tell me I need to get mine out, I will refuse and then run away. But that's me; if you're worried about them messing up your teeth, you should probably take them out.

Because I know how crazy you are about the Percy: Top 5 Least Favourite Characters in the PJ Series.

[alice_pike]

Yeah, it's on the back of my bottom teeth, I guess because they give you a retainer for the top? Idk, but I'm worried it's the only thing keeping my bottom teeth straight since my wisdom teeth have grown in. Which, consequently, I'm also super protective of. My dentist has been telling me for years that I should probably get them taken out, but that if I don't mind them it doesn't matter, and I haven't done anything since. I think it'd feel so bizarre if I got them out now.

Hmm, least favorite, eh? I feel like most of these are cop-outs, as they're who you're not supposed to like, but so be it. Also, I still haven't read Last Olympian, so these are subject to change. Anyway, in order, from most-liked to least-liked:

1. Thalia This is sort of weird, because it's not that I dislike her, and I really think it's more Riordan's fault for not giving her an intro. The Thalia I had in my mind from the stories in the first two books was completely different from the Thalia we see later, and I was never able to fully reconcile