Oh my God, have you listened to me lately? Lately, I've been going crazy.

[alibi2014]

Best part of the night:

Metric Pastry Cook: I made Alibi a sandwich, but she can't eat it because it's Passover.
Server: You're Jewish?
Me: Yeah.
Server: Let me tell you something: God doesn't give a **** what you eat; eat the sandwich.
Me: I don't believe in God.
Server: ...

I felt bad about the sandwich, though. It looked really good.

Comments

[zinnia_rose]

Hahaha, that's classic! :D

It reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend during Lent. It went like this:
Me: So, what's up with you?
Friend: I've given up chocolate for Lent and it sucks.
Me: Oh, I didn't know you were Catholic.
Friend: Actually, I'm an atheist.
Me: ???

I probably looked a lot like Server. :p

[alibi2014]

The server did not know how to react! First he stared at me and then he burst out laughing. I got sooo many different reactions from coworkers when they found out I was observing Passover.