Trying to keep a mental tally of what I am and am not eating during Passover this year is getting too complicated. I need to write this down ( Read more... )

Best part of the night:

Metric Pastry Cook: I made Alibi a sandwich, but she can't eat it because it's Passover.
Server: You're Jewish?
Me: Yeah.
Server: Let me tell you something: God doesn't give a **** what you eat; eat the sandwich.
Me: I don't believe in God.
Server: ...

I felt bad about the sandwich, though. It looked really good.

Hurray, my copy of Christianity for Dummies finally arrived today! I find it really hilarious how excited I am about this. But I'm so sick and tired of being ignorant about such a large part of the world and of misunderstanding-- or sometimes just completely missing-- religious symbols and allusions in literature. I'm going to get educated. I'm ( Read more... )

Oh my God, guys, how awesome was Bones tonight?

( Spoilers for Bones 5x04. )