serendipity is a load of shit

As I Sit here on this stump here, a stump of wisdom and courage filled with jellybeans of thoughts had by past stump-sitters I wonder… and therein lies the problem. I DON’T LIKE JELLYBEANS ARGH ( Read more... )

Life hands out lemons like cultists hand out fliers or hippies hand out hugs.

So when life hands you a lemon you make lemonaid.

When life hands you firsts then of course you end up needing first-aid?

If so i need some musical talent so i can get a band-aid

there is something hypnotic about wind, especially when its 30mph.

HI!

welcome to the second bi annual revival of chris's livejournal and grill.

Ko so hi im still alive.

perhaps in the future someone will tell me why people let the sprinkler run while its raining. That does not make sense. I know that most things in this world dont, however that is simply an example of redundance. I have no intrest in this class however it is alright. Kelsey and Sarah are comming to lacey today, yippie skippe. both fantasmic kids. ( Read more... )

Perhaps a rant. The following is of no consequence perhaps it should be considered a personal free write with quazi comical elements.

perhaps the future downfall of the world will be brought on by a tuna can, now this is an honest account, but think about the number of times the sneaky aluminum bastards have been responsible for something quite ( Read more... )

In the event of a water landing...

ok so here's the news, an alpha died tuesday

he died after a one year battle with leukemia

at first his name didnt ring a bell but i got to thinking, and i remember how well loved he was by everyone in previous years than ours talked fondly about him during pledge week. In his death, and the deep saddness that ( Read more... )

PRESENTING......

USELESS ACRONYMS OF FICTION!

P.E.N.I.S.    =     Portable Erasable Networking Input Service

C.O.C.K     =     Compact Optical Carrier Key

J.E.S.U.S     =    Journalling Equipment Serial Uprade Sequence

B.U.T.T.      =    Boolean Upgradeable Telecommunications Technology

C.L.I.T        =    Command Library Input Terminal

C.U.N.T ( Read more... )

PREPAIR ALL YE NON BELIEVERS IT IS THE RULER OF ALL LACEY

BORDUM!!!!!

ALSO KNOW AS

BORDUM THE HIDEOUS, BORDUM THE EVIL, BORDUM THE ALL ENCOMPASING, BORDUM THE WRECHED, BORDUM THE DEFILER, BORDUM THE TORTURE, BORDUM THE KILLER, BORDUM THE MASUSE, BORDUM THE FISHERMAN BACK PAIN, BORDUM THE TIME I ATE SODEXO, BORDUM THE FLAGRANT, BORDUM THE QUAZI- ( Read more... )