Eragon (No spoilers, just comments on actors, really)

[alexi_lupin]

I saw Eragon today!! It comes out a day earlier in Australia than in the USA, which is unusual, but nice. Especially since we have to wait until the bloody 26th for Happy Feet, and it's being advertised to DEATH. Casino Royale only came out last week too! And don't even get me started on the fact that OotP was going to be here a MONTH after the USA

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[tattooedsiren]

I havent read the book - the movie looks okay. If I went and saw it it would purely be because I am in love with Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich. :O)

[alexi_lupin]

Yeah, I haven't read it either.

Oh, Jeremy... Wherefore art thou so sexy? =D

[alexi_lupin]

Yeah, we always have to wait for movies. *sad*

Yes! Bring on the slash! I've already been reading some. -D

[rogue_lane]

But OMG. I loved it. Murtagh is HOTT like WHOA.

I knew it! HA!

Jeremy Irons is SOOO freaking sexy and no one else understands. *sniff* Well, none of my friends. They're all like "EWW, he's OLD!" and I'm like "His voice!! OMG his VOICE!!!"

Ahem... *point to self* I'm into old guys with sexy voices or have you forgotten? *raises eyebrows*

So there's been a lot of Arya hate about, and honestly, I have no opinion of her. She really didn't affect me emotionally in any way. I am strongly predicting that I will be a Slasher in the Eragon fandom. =D The only slash pairs that attract me are Sirius/Remus and Ron/Harry (I'm a disgrace, I KNOW! *wears her R/H Scarlett Letter* but I could get into Eragon/Murtagh, but Murtagh does go evil in book two so I have this image of him kidnapping Arya who is all perfection and shit and breaking her till she becomes kinda evil too (that would be an AWESOME twist but I'm afraid Paolini hasn't seen a movie where the hero doesn't get the girl he can ripoff) so there's Eragon angst because his love is all

[alexi_lupin]

Of course I haven't forgotten! But you weren't there with me in the cinema when I was being melted into a puddle of good at the sheer sexiness that is Jeremy Irons swordfighting and horse riding and NNGHH.

Mmmm. Remus/Sirius is a thing of beauty. I haven't read any Ron/Harry in months...not one of my main ships, but I like it enough. =D BOY OH BOY could I get into Eragon/Murtagh. =D

Eragon and Murtagh proceed to have hot manly sweaty emotionally healing mansex.

SO MUCH YES.

[narnialovers]

OMGOMGOMG ERAGOOOOON!*______* Believe me, I CAN'T WAIT!

*cough*lovesjeremyironstoo*cough* Scar, anyone?:P

[alexi_lupin]

YES!!

I never hated Scar as a kid but I didn't know why. =D

Same with King Einon in Dragonheart - David Thewlis' voice...I just couldn't hate him. =D

[bloodanna]

I never hated Scar as a kid but I didn't know why. =D
Exactly! I loved Scar. He was just so... gah. And he is animated!

Same with King Einon in Dragonheart - David Thewlis' voice...I just couldn't hate him.
I know, it's the voices that will be my downfall. Add those beautiful long-fingered hands and it's really hard to see him as evil. (Not to mention he stands like he's doing an impression of Mick Jagger which just cracks me up.)

[alexi_lupin]

I sat through Kindom of Heaven when I thought it was crap, just because Jeremy, David, Liam Neeson and Edward Norton were in it. =D I love Edward's voice too, actually. =D

I know! The HANDS.

[tawabids]

EW ERAGON. It came out yesterday and I cried tears of blood. That book sent me into a downward spiral of depression about the state of fantasy writing today.

I mean... thx for the review I don't feel as lame about planning to see it now :)

Because Jeremy Irons? OMGVOICE I will see this movie for you! I will close my eyes and think of England, I mean, the voice.

[alexi_lupin]

It's pretty predictable, but I still enjoyed it.

YES VOICE OMG.

[tawabids]

I figure I will enjoy the pretty boyz and the fancy CGI. Mmm boyz.

[alexi_lupin]

Yes. 'Tis a very pretty movie. =D