Got this from a friend.
i did not make these up, and i don't know who did.
"Good friends will help you move. REALLY good friends will help you move bodies." (i know mine would)
"No one is a virgin, the world screws us all." (YES!!!)
"Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back."
"You can't argue with a sick mind." (you can,
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