Ever since I heard an overview of Jordan Peele's "Get Out" movie (I refuse to watch it, it sounds WAY too scary for me), which is that wealthy rich people are using some kind of magic to bodyswap with black people for some reason, I decided that's what happened to Kanye West. How else do you explain a black man becoming a Trump supporter and making ( Read more... )

I'm kind of curious how many of the people who are against spanking (as I am) because of the whole "if they can't understand why you're hurting them, that's abuse" thing are also people who have no issue with piercing infants' ears. Because there's so much hypocrisy from all kinds of people in the world that I just KNOW there's at least a small ( Read more... )

Oh, today is apparently Veteran's Day. Disgusting. Yeah, let's celebrate war, murder, and war crimes. Sounds like a dandy old time!

It's probably a good thing I don't have a job anywhere that goes out of their way to celebrate veterans, because I wouldn't participate in it. Oh, you want a discounted meal because you murdered a bunch of foreign ( Read more... )

You know what's so stupid to me? Whenever stories do this thing where they have someone who's out for revenge decide not to take their revenge because "it won't bring your loved one back." Like... WHAT? NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK! What kind of utter fucking moron goes into revenge thinking that's an option??? What kind of drugs are these writers ( Read more... )

So this article came up on my recommended shit the other day on my phone: I've been vegan for 6 years - here are things I wish people would stop saying

Today I opened it on the laptop so I could comment or something. Found one better: the email address of the stupid dipshit. I sent her this:

I wish you fuckers would stop talking about your fucking ( Read more... )

The very idea of Christian anarchists would almost be amusing if it wasn't so monumentally stupid. Oh, you reject all authority except for the giant sky toddler's authority? You fight all tyrants except for the one you've enshrined in your religion? You refuse to lick boots except for the boots of your imaginary genocidal fascist in the sky? Well ( Read more... )

I live in Oregon. The law here is super fucked up, because it says you can only claim self defense if you can convince a court you couldn't have run away. I think the people who made that law should be locked in a cage without a toilet or even a bucket, fed nothing but Nutraloaf and lukewarm Gatorade, and forced to have to listen to Justin Bieber ( Read more... )

Someone on a YouTube video asked what the etiquette rules of bus riding are. This is my response:

The correct way to ride the bus is to sit down, shut the fuck up, and mind your own fucking business until you get off at your stop. The only exceptions to this rule are:

1. Bus driver didn't hear the ding for your stop and is about to pass your stop, ( Read more... )

I think the funniest/stupidest thing about vegans is that they're all like "we're trying to be like herbivores." Setting aside for the moment that you're opting to be a prey animal, science is finding more and more every day that there's really no such thing as a vegan herbivore in nature. Literally all herbivores on Earth are actually omnivores ( Read more... )

If you’re a Nazi and you’re thinking about becoming a Satanist, do the whole world a favor and slit your own throat in sacrifice to Satan, and die. Because we Satanists don’t want pathetic loser wastes of space who hate people for stupid reasonless reasons like you in our religion. Satanism is about being your own god, and you can’t be your own god ( Read more... )