So this article came up on my recommended shit the other day on my phone: I've been vegan for 6 years - here are things I wish people would stop saying

Today I opened it on the laptop so I could comment or something. Found one better: the email address of the stupid dipshit. I sent her this:

I wish you fuckers would stop talking about your fucking ( Read more... )

I think the funniest/stupidest thing about vegans is that they're all like "we're trying to be like herbivores." Setting aside for the moment that you're opting to be a prey animal, science is finding more and more every day that there's really no such thing as a vegan herbivore in nature. Literally all herbivores on Earth are actually omnivores ( Read more... )

It should be considered animal abuse to feed a vegan diet to a carnivorous animal, and illegal for vegans to own carnivorous pets. Too much temptation for them to abuse the animals by feeding them a vegan diet.

Oh, also: forcing a vegan diet on human children should legally be considered child abuse. Human beings are obligate omnivores, there are a ( Read more... )

Okay so apparently the "we are vegans, and if you're not part of our vegan cult we will say absolutely vile shit to you" crowd have a new "we're trying to hurt your feelings" term for meat eaters: "omniscum."

And I'm just like:
"Omniscum"? You mean "normal healthy human beings eating what we were intended by nature to eat"? Like LOL, OK grass eater ( Read more... )

Daiya brand faux cheese tastes almost like cheese, and so I eat it the same way the ghosts in Harry Potter let food rot and pass their heads through it so they can almost taste the food. I eat it because I would go insane without something like cheese and because I can't have real cheese. Everything else vegan I've tasted - the fake meats, tofu, ( Read more... )

You’d think the vegans would eventually catch on to the fact that the only real reason I occasionally say nasty things about them on my Tumblr blog is because I’m trying to block them all, and this is the most efficient way to find them because the idiots can’t resist commenting to do the Internet version of “I know you are but what am I ( Read more... )

Chelsea Manning just got out of prison, and tweeted a picture of her first non-prison food after years of being tortured in prison for bullshit reasons, which was a slice of pepperoni pizza, and one of the first comments in response to it was a vegan telling her she should go vegan. Then, when she responded that she just got out of prison, the ( Read more... )

Hey vegans ( Read more... )

Copied from my Tumblr ( Read more... )

I’m always confused when I try to understand the kind of vegans that are that way for “ethical” reasons. I myself was a vegetarian for 10 years because factory farms are disgusting and cause diseases to form in animals that move on to humans. I had to give it up because no matter what combo of things I tried to eat, I was eating every 30 minutes ( Read more... )