with all due sincerity

Feb 13, 2006 01:03

if these fucking cats don't fucking shut up I swear to god molly is going to wake up one morning and find their little naked heads impaled on forks in the freezer

marry me, kevin zegers


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sqeaji February 13 2006, 17:48:29 UTC
hey bebe

that kid looks like a cross between the dream boy and the cancer kid from 2GE+HER

i'd still do him...if i wasnt being chaste

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Ah yes, Kevin Zegers... selahsmymotto February 13 2006, 20:04:58 UTC
Yeah um... you know how he and I know each other? Because he made those insufferable Air Bud movies! My sister and every child I babysat would watch them over and over probably as a punishment for every bad thing I've ever done (or will do) in my life!

Oh God Tanya! There were terrible puns! Cliche romantic subtexts! Slightly angsty pre-teens! Awkward sidekicks! Cheesey lessons about sportsmanship! Everybody in the movie learns something from a sport playing animal! It's a friggin DOG!!!!!!!!! (I'm crying and throwing things in blind rage right now)

Just so you know, if he makes one more movie that irritates me like his past ones have... you can expect his fate to be similar to that of the cats.

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Re: Ah yes, Kevin Zegers... alewenchbetty February 14 2006, 02:20:05 UTC
transamerica. it will make you uncomfortable and that chick from desperate housewives is in it and kevin zegers supports nothing but gay prostitution and cocaine use.

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oooobarracuda February 13 2006, 22:55:02 UTC
Tanya, the boy from AirBud? And AirBud 2? Taaaaaaanya.

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alewenchbetty February 14 2006, 02:18:44 UTC
but Aaaammmyyy-- have you seen Transamerica? It will change your mind about him, he's just so pretty

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