I just really want to say, that Tennessee definitely does NOT suck. It is so beautiful here! It's been sunny and like 90 degrees everyday, the nights have hovered around 80, clear skies, and low humidity. Basically heaven. And I've been having a LOT of fun ( Read more... )

Here I am at work. It's currently 4:50 and I've been left alone in the office to close it up. Do I have any knowledge of the workings of the new and improved Muirwood business office? No. Do I care? No. Will someone probably kill me for being an ignorant slut? Probably. But I'm sooooo bouncing in like 5 minutes ( Read more... )

So I realized I had to log in to read most of the entries on my friends page now, and I was like *OH SNAP* I should get off my lazy ass and actually update. Because I haven't. In a while. Um, sorry ( Read more... )

The Peroxisome

You scored 53 Industriousness, 29 Centrality, and 23 Causticity!

You are the peroxisome! The peroxisome is an important organelle in ( Read more... )

Since Chuck Norris jokes seem to be the new sensation sweeping the nation, my friend Ahmed and I decided to try our luck at coming up with our own declarations of our respective awesomeness. Here's the fruit of that fun ( Read more... )

I am a GGG girlfriend, and I'm up for pretty much anything my boyfriend wants to do. I also love giving head, and he loves receiving it. But he will not reciprocate. We talked about it, and he said he just doesn't eat pussy. This really bothers me, but should I just deal with it if I like him, or is it a dump-worthy problem?
-- Wanting More

Dump ( Read more... )

So I just realized...I'm friends with a lot of "Nice Guys ( Read more... )

I don't think I'm cut out for the holidays. They stress me out. But it was good seeing Java again, and old friends, and hanging out with Dave and getting things straightened out with us. Closure is oh so nice :) Just knowing that we talked about things that I never thought would ever be spoken of let me know that certain things that are bothering ( Read more... )

Why is "Bitches Ain't Shit" covered by Ben Folds Five the best song in the world?

And why is "Like Kathy Lee needed Regis / That's the way I need Jesus" the most poetic genius line in hip-hop ever written? (From "Jesus Walks" btw)

God bless musicians.

"Vatican teaching also holds that homosexuals are 'intrinsically disordered.' The church, however, says gays and lesbians should be treated with compassion and dignity."

Gotta love the Vatican and their newfound progressivism.

And GM - yeah, they rock my world.

I hate everything.