Can't sleep, squirrels will eat me.

[alethea_eastrid]

that acutally. no shit, came out of my mouth last night

Comments

[liamstliam]

There were no coffee grounds in the lamb loaf. Does A-1 have caffeine in it?

You cat is "helping."

I could not remember "ass trumpet." Thank you.

I thought this would be something completely different!

[rennie_frog]

When I was a child, Monsters lived under my bed. My Monsters weren't like other people's Monsters... My Monsters should have been cute and fluffy, but they weren't! I had hordes of carnivorous squirrels with big nasty fangs and long claws under my bed. THAT is what came to mind.