a wee little thing about marc savard and shawn thornton, about fingers and teeth and people who never shut up. written on may 12, 2010 & backdated for your convenience. no beta, no cookie, no plot, no problem. fiction, fiction, fiction: i own nothing & no one, and this never happened, is not real, &tc. rated r. (666 words)

"It's tough to keep a ( Read more... )

[(love is all you need)]
A San Francisco Giants ficlet. Barry Zito/Tim Lincecum (implied background Tim Lincecum/Matt Cain & Barry Zito/Billy Beane because that is just the way they roll). Lincecum's hat is green and knit and straight out of a Pearl Jam video in 1997. Blatant fade to black moment. Also, they smoke pot. Fiction, fiction, fiction: I ( Read more... )

[mean mr. mustard]
oakland athletics, san francisco giants. barry zito, billy beane. written for a certain housemate, title cribbed from the beatles. no beta, no cookie, no plot, no problem. written on nov. 8, 2009 & backdated for your convenience. fiction, fiction, fiction: i own nothing & no one, and this never happened, is not real, &tc.

( raise your hand if you honestly believed that lincecum would get busted for pot before zito. )

[but my faith is in the math]
san francisco giants, brian wilson, barry zito. pg. zeets rocks a little john mayer, & i crib a lyric for the title. written for the 2009 picfor1000 challenge, only a month or so late. googledocs tells me this is 1000 words on the dot. picture here. fiction, fiction, fiction: i own nothing & no one, and this never happened, is ( Read more... )

[right to play]boston bruins, zdeno chara, andrew ference. short, sweet. fiction, fiction, fiction: i own nothing & no one, and this never happened, is not real, &tc. any references to game action do not refer to actual games, as this does not exist in real time ( Read more... )

[The Moment Before The Snap]
Friday Night Lights. Buddy Garrity. PG-13. 2983 words. "Buddy doesn't run anywhere, not in school, not today; he's a Panther and it's football season and they're going to win State." Or: When you're a Jet Panther, you're a Jet Panther all the way. Written for elapses in Yuletide 2008. Not mine. Don't sue. Look, Harry, a ( Read more... )

[purple stars (pink horseshoes)]
an AU (whatever that means with RPF), branching off from the Summer of Apartment Sharing. Pete/Bob. R. Never happened, not real, blah blah blah disclaim-cakes, don't sue.
At first Bob thinks it's Frank: a tiny dude hunched over himself, slight glow coming from his phone and face half-covered by his hoodie, of course ( Read more... )

title: spygate 2: nannycam boogaloo
things: sports night, natalie/jeremy, post-series. spoilers for spygate. not mine, don't sue.

( Natalie storms into Jeremy's office and slams the door shut behind her. )

[it glows from his upturned glove]
Boston Red Sox, Jason Varitek, Jonathan Papelbon, post-2007 AL East clinching celebration. Not real, never happened, don't sue, these are not the people you're thinking about.

( It's that time of night when the sun starts leaking across the sky. )

[Tuck Rule]
Boston Red Sox, New York Football Giants, Eli Manning/Jonathan Papelbon. Not real. Never happened. Don't sue.

( There are rules. )