Did I mention I have a cat? Yup, sure do. MJ we call him. And no, he's not named after Jacko. Frankly, how he got the name is a long story that kinda sucks, so I'll spare you the details ( Read more... )

Suddenly, I just got a hankerin for some Ms. Pacman. Or is it Mrs. Pacman? Does anyone know if that bitch is actually married to Pacman, or are they, like, cousins ( Read more... )

It's a rare, rare instance when something from a chinese restaurant absolutely grosses me the fuck out ( Read more... )

I had chinese for lunch today. Again....

Anyway, what does it mean when your fortune cookie has, like, two fortunes in it? Someone here at the office told me it was bad luck, and that scared the living hell outta me.

Discuss.

Yeah yeah, so it's been a while. Bet you all thought I died. Or became a monk. Or whatever. Either way, I've got plenty to talk about and only 15 min til I'm off of work, so here's the Cliff Notes version of what's been goin on with the Val ( Read more... )

After two weeks of studying my ass off, I passed my Microsoft Certification for Windows XP Professional today. Scored a 1000/1000. Apparently this has only happened twice in the history of the school, including today.

I felt as though I had to brag about that one.

Is it pathetic of me to feel somewhat heartbroken when the gas pump at the Murphy's USA doesn't thank me for my purchase, much less wish me a nice day?

Picked up another certification today. Two down, so many more to go.

So far:
Microsoft Office User Specialist: Word 2002 Certification (score: 821/1000)
Microsoft Office User Specialist: Excel 2002 Certification (score: 967/1000 - highest in the class!)

Also, I still hate my job.

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Hello childrens! Miss me? No? Thought so. So much to say, but so little to write about. Tis the irony of the Val's life. Let me at least attempt to bring you an update, no matter how half-assy it may me.

1). Most definitely yes, I am still with my girlfriend Kate. In fact ( Read more... )